Eminem《Brand New Dance》网易云音乐

更新时间：2024-10-10 13:54  浏览量：34

Get up

Everybody on the dance floor, come on

I mean, you too, Chris

Haha

Well, it's Friday night

No date for the prom

Just got carjackin' off by your mom

Suspended from school for settin' off the alarm

keep screamin', "He's gonna drop the bomb"

But anyway, every day is the same old shit

Room lookin' like a tornado hit it

Try to explain, your parents, they don't get it

Time to hit you with a funky dope rhythm

Let it roll, if you ready, we gon' start the show

Everybody in the world, all across the globe

You can feel it in your head, down to your toes

Dance until you wheelchair bound, here we go

Yeah, horseback, little do-si-do

Little bit of soul mixed with some rodeo

Everybody in the world's gonna laugh to this

Shit, I'll probably end up crippled after this

Come on

Clap your hands and stomp your feet

Everybody join together

And you feel the funky beat

Everywhere you see people laughing, yeah

Dancing in the street

On the counter, yeah, everybody do

Go Christopher Reeves

One, two, three, follow me

Superman, Batman, Spiderman

Slip, found landed in a garbage can

Shit, hell, damn it, I can hardly stand

But I get it crackin' like no one in the party can

Give me a beat, I'll show you all a brand new dance

All I need is a stretcher and an ambulance

Now stand back, kids, don't try this at this

Chi-boom, kick-boom, ah-oh

It's a brand new craze and it's sweepin' the nation

Anything else is a cheap imitation

Just make sure that you videotape it

You can only do it once 'fore the people go apeshit

It's a crowd favorite, a party pleaser

It's better than shakin' like grandma's seizer

So next time that you see grandma, tease her

And roll up in a fresh set of wheels all greased up

Get your arms, head, feet, and your hands and 'em

You fall and you can't get up

It's a brand new dance

This is my Chris anthem

I'm givin' Chris Reeves his chrysanthemums

I'ma have everybody jumpin' to this

Caitlyn Jenner in the front row pumpin' her fists

With a simple little twist and a flick of the wrist

The little snap of the neck and a slip of the disc

You just put up a chair and grab a seat

And clap your hands and stomp your feet

Or stomp your hands and clap your feet

Flap around 'til you lookin' like a slab of meat

You put your left foot back, your right in front

Tip your head back, let it touch your butt

'Til you feel a lil' vibe like what the ****

Mother****, **** a duck, what the ****? I'm stuck

So party people, are you with me? What's the deal

If you real, grab your chair up by the wheel

If you wanna feel just like the man and still

Windmillin' on a million banana peels, come on

Woo

Good morning Eminem, or Marshall, as others have informed me, Christopher Reeves here

You have better not dog me out my back

Or I will kick your ass the minute I'm out of this chair

Watch yourself, Marshall, I'm watching you

Ah, holy shit